If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Film

Fri 27 Feb - Thu 5 March

Director: Mary Bronstein
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald
Details: 113 mins, 2025, USA
Primary language: English

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Sharply funny and deeply resonant, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by an Oscar®-nominated brilliant performance from Rose Byrne.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien) and her job. It’s a darkly funny, harrowing whirlwind of an experience and the sensational performance from Rose Byrne as the exhausted Linda keeps you rooting for her throughout.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Tue 3 Mar is part of our Cinébites deal: get 30% off any main dish in the Café & Bar with a valid ticket for Club Shed members.

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Fri 27 Feb

17:40 (ends 19:48)

Sat 28 Feb

19:50 (ends 21:58)

Sun 1 March

16:50 (ends 18:58)

Mon 2 March

20:10 (ends 22:18)

Tue 3 March

17:40 (ends 19:48) Bite

Wed 4 March

20:20 (ends 22:28)

Thu 5 March

17:50 (ends 19:58)

Pricing

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Screenings before 16:00 Monday to Friday and before 14:00 at weekends
£9.00 full (plus 12% booking fee*) / £6.00 concessions (plus 12% booking fee*).

Screenings after 16:00 Monday to Friday and after 14:00 at weekends
£11.50 full (plus 12% booking fee*) / £9.00 concessions (plus 12% booking fee*).

Aged 24 or under and refugees and asylum seekers
Any screening, any day any time for £6.00 (plus 12% booking fee*).

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Cinema seat widths
Our cinema seats are 46cm wide, with wooden armrests on either side of each seat that can’t be moved.

We can provide seats without armrests or bean bags as alternatives at the front of the cinema if that is more comfortable for you. Please just call our Box Office on (0117) 927 5100 or book in-person to arrange.

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